2011年11月27日日曜日

Why Cats are better than man!

* A cat always hits the litter box.

* Better chance of training a cat.

* You never have to spend time with your cats mother.

* If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

* You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.

* It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

* If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

* A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.

Funny Cats Jokes

Cat Joke 1
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

Cat Joke 2
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

Cat Joke 3
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.

Cat Joke 4
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude

Cat Joke 5
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream

Cat Joke 6
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!

Cat Joke 7
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You re the purrfect cat for me!

Cat Joke 8
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Cat Joke 9
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!

Cat Joke 10
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!

Cat Joke 11
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They re purr-fect!

2011年11月20日日曜日

More Cat Pictures

The Perch

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Cats Around the World!

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Cat, Tigrasha

Cat, Tigrasha

Cat Conspiracy

Cat "Secret Service", protecting the feline ruler. Have to try to stay in the shade.

If you are interested in finding out more about this shelter or donating to it please go to: www.rapsociety.com/

Shelter is located in Richmond BC Canada.

Thank you,
Craig